Life Is Short So Is Your Penis Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

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Irish Green
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Presenting our 'Life Is Short So Is Your Penis' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt, a true symphony of comfort, warmth, and an audacious touch of design. It's more than mere apparel; it's a reflection of your vibrant character, an instant conversation starter, and a loud declaration of your bold persona. 

Fashioned from a plush mix of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt promises a soft and warm experience. Its medium-heavy fabric, tipping the scales at 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), makes it an ideal companion on those cold days, enveloping you in a delightful cocoon of warmth. 

Now, onto the design. This garment boasts a classic fit, flattering for all body types, and thoughtfully features a roomy kangaroo pocket for practicality. The drawstring hood, color-matched with the sweatshirt, adds an extra dash of panache.

Built to last, the union of cotton and polyester in the fabric enhances its durability, ensuring the sweatshirt maintains its form wash after wash. And let's not forget about the hood, the star attraction of this sweatshirt. Designed with a same-color drawstring, it marries style with functionality in a seamless blend.

Comfort is paramount, and with that in mind, we've included a tear-away label to avoid any bothersome tag issues. When it comes to size, it's as straightforward as it gets, with a fit that runs true to size, simplifying the task of finding your perfect match.

The 'Life Is Short So Is Your Penis' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is so much more than just clothing. It's an extension of your unique style and personality. So, don it with pride and allow your fashion sense to hold court!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50