Darling, welcome to the world of Ass Mugs at Penis Plushies! Now, you might be thinking, "Ass Mugs? That's a bit of a bum deal!" But let me assure you, these mugs are as hilarious as they are high-quality.
Each mug is crafted from top-notch ceramic, perfect for holding your morning coffee or evening tea. And let's face it, there's nothing quite like starting your day with a good ass joke, is there?
Here's a little taster of our most amusing mugs:
I Didn't Fart My Ass Blew You A Kiss Ceramic Mug 11oz: This mug is a gas! It's perfect for those who appreciate a good wind joke with their morning brew. It's a cheeky way to show off your sense of humour and your appreciation for a good, hearty fart joke.
Big Ass Bigger Sass Ceramic Mug 11oz: This mug is a bold statement for those who believe that the bigger the ass, the bigger the sass. It's perfect for those who love to keep things spicy, even when it comes to their drinkware.
I Love Dat Ass Ceramic Mug 11oz: This mug is a playful proclamation for all the ass aficionados out there. It's a great gift for anyone who loves a good, naughty joke and a warm beverage. After all, who doesn't love a bit of ass appreciation with their morning coffee?
You Have My Heart And My Ass Ceramic Mug 11oz: This mug is a cheeky way to express your love for the finer things in life. It's a great gift for anyone who loves to laugh, isn't afraid to be a little risqué, and enjoys a hot cup of something delicious. It's a heartfelt declaration of love, with a bit of a twist!
My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Ceramic Mug 11oz: This mug is a humorous way to express your love for all things small and mighty. It's a great gift for anyone who loves to laugh, appreciates the beauty of the human body, and enjoys a good cuppa. It's a reminder that even though life can be tough, at least your ass is iconic!
And if you're residing in the good old US of A, my lovelies, you'll receive your package faster than I can finish a glass of prosecco - that's within just 5 working days! Isn't that just spiffing? But do bear in mind, my international chums, we're currently only shipping to the US. So, hold your horses if you're elsewhere!
Browse through our collection today and find the perfect mug that tickles your funny bone and suits your naughty sense of humor.