Well, how do you do, you naughty nancies! You've just landed on the Penis Mug collection at Penis Plushies! I can hear you now, "Penis Mugs? That's a bit of a gulp!" But let me assure you, sweethearts, these mugs are as entertaining as they are enticing.
Crafted from top-quality materials, these mugs are perfect for those who love to add a bit of cheeky charm to their morning cuppa. And let's be honest, who doesn't love a good penis joke?
Let's have a look at some of our most tantalizing mugs, shall we?
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness Ceramic Mug 11oz: This mug is perfect for those who aren't shy about their love for a good play on words. It's sure to get some giggles and maybe even a few nods of agreement. It's like a cheeky tongue-twister you can sip from!
Do You Need A Hug On Your Penis With My Pussy Ceramic Mug 11oz: Now, that's a bold statement, isn't it? Perfect for those who love a good reality check. It's like a risqué proposition you can drink from!
Penis Breath Ceramic Mug 11oz: This mug is a playful proclamation for all the naughty joke lovers out there. It's a great gift for anyone who loves a good, naughty joke. It's like a confession you can sip from!
This Dick Won't Suck Itself Ceramic Mug 11oz: This mug is a cheeky way to express your love for the finer things in life. It's a great gift for anyone who loves to laugh and isn't afraid to be a little risqué. It's like a challenge you can drink from!
I Have A PhD Pretty Huge Dick Ceramic Mug 11oz: This mug is a humorous way to express your love for all things small and mighty. It's a great gift for anyone who loves to laugh and appreciate the beauty of the human body. It's like a celebration you can sip from!
And if you're residing in the good old US of A, my lovelies, you'll receive your package faster than I can finish a glass of prosecco - that's within just 5 working days! Isn't that just spiffing? But do bear in mind, my international chums, we're currently only shipping to the US. So, hold your horses if you're elsewhere!
Browse through our collection today and find the perfect mug that tickles your funny bone and suits your naughty sense of humour.