This Dick Won't Suck Itself Ceramic Mug 11oz

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Well, well, well! Add a naughty nudge to your morning brew with the 'This Dick Won't Suck Itself ' ceramic coffee mug. It doesn't just hold your coffee, it holds a bold statement, sure to raise more than just a few eyebrows! 

Born out of sturdy white ceramic, this mug is primed for 11 oz (0.33 l) of your preferred pick-me-up potion. Its design boasts the comfort of rounded corners and a C-handle, as snuggly fitting as a well-worn pair of slippers. 

This mug is a technicolor spectacle, its vivid hues brought to life by cutting-edge printing tech. It's not just a mug, it's a visual feast for your bleary morning eyes! 

You needn't mollycoddle this bit of crockery, my love! This sturdy beauty is as robust as they come. Pop it in the microwave, shove it in the dishwasher, this ceramic champ will weather it all, no bother. 

The 'This Dick Won't Suck Itself' isn't just a vessel for your morning caffeine infusion. It's a tickler, a giggle-inducer, and an absolutely cracker of a gift! Perfect for surprising your coffee-obsessed mates, for birthdays, special occasions, or simply to bring a hearty belly laugh to someone's day.

So, embrace the audacious blend of coffee and cheeky banter with this ceramic conversation starter. You'll be sipping, smirking, and starting your day off with a side of sass!