Anal Please Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Sport Grey
Irish Green
Light Pink


Introducing the 'Anal Please' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt - an embodiment of comfort and warmth, blending high-quality design, unmatched craftsmanship, and a sprinkle of cheeky audaciousness.

This is not your typical hoodie; it's an assertive statement, a conversation icebreaker, and a bold emblem of your unique character. Crafted from a luxurious blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, it offers an indulgently plush, soft, and warm feel (Note: fiber content may vary slightly for different colors).

Featuring a medium-heavy fabric that weighs 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), this hoodie is an ideal choice for any chilly day, providing a snuggly blanket of warmth. The design strikes the perfect balance between style and functionality, featuring a classic fit that flatters all body types, a spacious kangaroo pocket for practical use, and a color-coordinated drawstring hood for an extra style punch.

The amalgamation of cotton and polyester in the fabric bolsters the hoodie's durability, ensuring it retains its shape and feel even after numerous washes. A prominent feature of this sweatshirt is its hood, designed with a drawstring of the same color as the base sweater, adding an element of style and functionality.

With comfort as our utmost priority, the hoodie includes a tear-away label, eliminating any inconvenience caused by tags. The 'Anal Please' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is true to size, making it easy for you to find your perfect fit.

The 'Anal Please' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is more than an article of clothing; it's a reflection of your bold style and attitude. Wear it with confidence and let your apparel do the talking!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50