Ask Me About How You Can Increase My Penis Size Hooded Sweatshirt

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Ladies and gentlemen, cast your eyes on the 'Ask Me About How You Can Increase My Penis Size' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. Not your typical piece of clothing, it embodies an ultimate blend of snuggly comfort, delightful warmth, voguish design, premium quality, and a tinge of spirited cheekiness. 

This comfy garment isn't just any run-of-the-mill hoodie. It's a conversation starter, an ice breaker, a proverbial neon sign that announces your bold and audacious character to the world. 

Here's the lowdown. This stylish pullover is a concoction of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, giving you a lush, soft, and warming embrace. It features a medium-heavy fabric, tipping the scales at 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²). This cosy cocoon is the perfect companion for any nippy day, keeping you toasty when the mercury takes a tumble.

The design? Classic! The fit? Universally flattering! It sports a roomy kangaroo pocket for your hands or odds and ends and a colour-coordinated drawstring hood to add an extra jab of fashion cred. 

But what about its lifespan, you ask? With a unique blend of cotton and polyester, durability is a given. This hoodie is in for the long haul, retaining its original shape even after numerous wash cycles. The crowning glory, of course, is the hood. Designed with a drawstring matching the base colour, it's a combination of chic and practical. 

No need to worry about bothersome tags either, as it features a tear-away label, taking your comfort to the next level. And yes, it runs true to size, making it as easy as pie to find your perfect fit. 

The 'Ask Me About How You Can Increase My Penis Size' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's an outlet for your personality, a testament to your style and persona. Throw it on with flair, hold your head high, and let your choice of clothing do all the talking. After all, confidence is the best outfit, isn't it?

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50