Being A Dick Won't Make Yours Any Bigger Hooded Sweatshirt

Sport Grey
Irish Green
Light Pink


Hello, darlings! Let me introduce you to the epitome of clothing sass - the 'Being A Dick Won't Make Yours Any Bigger' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. It's not just your run-of-the-mill hoodie; it’s a delightful blend of coziness, distinctive design, top-notch quality, and a dash of audacious cheekiness that's sure to turn heads.

This isn't just a sweatshirt, my dears, it's a conversation-starter, an ice breaker, an audacious emblem of your unique character. Just by wearing it, you're boldly saying, "Hey, world, look at me!"

The fabric is a divine blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, providing you with a plush, soft, and warm sanctuary, perfect for those chilly days that make you want to stay in bed. With a substantial weight of 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), this lovely piece wraps you in a snug cocoon of warmth. How luxurious!

The design? Classic fit that’s oh-so flattering for every body type, a generous kangaroo pocket perfect for all your trinkets and a color-coordinated drawstring hood adding that extra bit of flair. 

And if you're worried about the after-wash shape, fear not! The union of cotton and polyester ensures durability, allowing this gorgeous garment to retain its shape even after many washes. The hood, one of the standout features, is designed with a drawstring in the same colour as the sweatshirt, oozing both style and functionality.

We’ve even thought about those pesky tags – this beauty includes a tear-away label, ensuring utmost comfort for you. And when it comes to sizing, it’s as easy as pie – it runs true to size!

But let's not forget - the 'Being A Dick Won't Make Yours Any Bigger' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is not just an article of clothing, it's an unabashed declaration of your unique style and personality. Wear it with flair, my loves, and let your clothing do the talking!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50