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Say hello to the 'Being A Dick Won't Make Yours Any Bigger' Unisex T-Shirt. Not just any t-shirt, this, my dear friends, is a fresh take on casual comfort that beautifully marries style, quality, and a spritz of daring. So put on your sassy pants and let's dive into the details, shall we?
With its witty quip, the 'Being A Dick Won't Make Yours Any Bigger' is more than just a piece of clothing; it's a statement, a conversation opener, and an unequivocal display of your daring personality. Prepare to turn heads and raise eyebrows, because this shirt doesn't whisper; it roars.
The material? We're talking a cloud-like softness with 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colours, tenderly caressing your skin with every move. But we didn't forget the heather hues and sporty greys; they're carefully woven with polyester to strike the perfect balance between comfort and resilience.
A fabric so light, you'll forget you're even wearing it. Perfectly breathable for all-day wear and ideal for any season, this shirt is your faithful fashion companion, come rain or shine. It's cut in a Eurofit design, providing a tailored appearance that effortlessly flatters every body type.
And don't you worry about durability, we've got you covered. The shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, enhancing their strength and ensuring the shirt maintains its shape, even after numerous washes. The collar is a masterpiece in itself, expertly crafted with ribbed knitting to prevent the dreaded curling damage.
To top it all off, this shirt features a tear-away label because we believe comfort is king, and pesky tags have no place in our kingdom. And as for the size? Fear not, for the 'Being A Dick Won't Make Yours Any Bigger' runs true to size, making it a breeze to find your perfect fit.
In a nutshell, the 'Being A Dick Won't Make Yours Any Bigger' Unisex T-Shirt is more than just a garment; it's a reflection of your unique style, your playful spirit, and your fearless attitude. So wear it with gusto, wear it with pride, and let the world know that you are indeed a force to be reckoned with!
| ||S ||M ||L ||XL ||2XL ||3XL|
|Width, cm ||45.70 ||50.80 ||55.80 ||60.90 ||66.00 ||71.10|
|Length, cm ||71.10 ||73.60 ||76.20 ||78.70 ||81.20 ||83.80|
|Sleeve length, cm ||20.90 ||21.60 ||22.20 ||22.90 ||23.50 ||24.10|