Big Dick Is Back In Town Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Sport Grey
Irish Green
Light Pink


Alright, my darlings, gather round for the unveiling of the 'Big Dick Is Back In Town' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. This is no ordinary piece of cloth, oh no. It's a melange of comfort and warmth that radiates style and speaks volumes about quality, with a dash of audacity that's simply irresistible. 

This plush pullover isn't just another item to be hung in your closet. It's a statement. It's your conversational passport to breaking the ice and declaring your bold nature to all and sundry. It's the perfect cloak for those who dare to wear their personality on their sleeve.

Crafted from a blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt offers an embrace that's as soft as a cloud, as warm as a summer's day. The medium-heavy fabric, weighing in at 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), makes it the ideal ally on a chilly day, wrapping you in a haven of coziness.

But it's not just about comfort. The classic fit ensures it drapes flatteringly on every body type. The spacious kangaroo pocket? Oh, it's the epitome of practicality. And let's not forget the colour-coordinated drawstring hood that adds a finishing touch of style.

Durability, you ask? Rest assured. The symbiosis of cotton and polyester ensures the hoodie remains in shipshape, even after countless washes. And that hood! It's not just there for show – with a drawstring of the same colour, it's an emblem of style meets function.

And if pesky tags give you the jitters, you'll be thrilled to find a tear-away label for that extra dose of comfort. Plus, the sweatshirt runs true to size, making it a breeze to find your perfect fit.

The Big Dick Is Back In Town Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt isn't just a garment; it's a reflection of your unique style and persona. Don it with pride, make heads turn, and let your style do all the talking. Because, darling, when you're wearing this hoodie, you ARE the star of the show!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50