Get Off My Dick T Shirt

Irish Green
Light Blue
Sport Grey


Now listen here, folks! Introducing the 'Get Off My Dick' Unisex T-Shirt - an updated spin on casual coziness that flawlessly marries style, substance, and a smidgen of cheekiness. This isn't just a fabric wrap; it's a bold proclamation, a conversation instigator, and a glowing reflection of your dynamic character. 

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for our solid colours, this tee offers a superbly soft and comfortable embrace against your skin. For the heather hues and sporty grey, we've ingeniously woven in polyester, striking a balanced blend of comfort and durability. 

Ideally suited for every season, this garment's light fabric allows a breathable fit, permitting all-day wear without causing a sweat. The design? Ah, a Eurofit, ensuring a streamlined, tailored appearance that enhances every body shape. 

Don't worry about durability either; we've got your back. The shoulders come reinforced with robust twill tape, boosting durability and keeping the shirt's form intact even after numerous washes. 

One of the noticeable features of this tee is its collar, crafted with precision using ribbed knitting to prevent any curling incidents. Our piece de resistance? The inclusion of a tear-away label for your absolute comfort, ridding you of any annoying tags.

We've ensured our sizes run true, making it a breeze for you to find your perfect fit. So, be bold and slip on the 'Get Off My Dick' Unisex T-Shirt. It's not just a clothing item; it's a testament to your unique style and outlook. Wear it proudly and let the world bear witness to your unabashed authenticity!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.70 50.80 55.80 60.90 66.00 71.10
Length, cm 71.10 73.60 76.20 78.70 81.20 83.80
Sleeve length, cm 20.90 21.60 22.20 22.90 23.50 24.10