Get Off My Dick Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Sport Grey
Irish Green
Light Pink


Get ready to giggle, darlings! Let me introduce you to the 'Get Off My Dick' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. It's a lovely bundle of comfort and warmth, showcasing an uber-cool design, splendid quality, and a dash of audacious panache.

This isn't just any hoodie, sweethearts, it's a bold proclamation of your strong personality. It's a statement, a conversation initiator, and an emblem of your audacious character, all carefully crafted in a heavenly blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This gives it a plush, soft, and warm feel that's as comforting as a hug from your mum.

The 'Get Off My Dick' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is ideal for those nippy days, with a medium-heavy fabric of 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) to cocoon you in warmth. And the design? Oh, it's divine! It showcases a classic fit, designed to flatter every body type, a spacious kangaroo pocket for those treasures, and a color-coordinated drawstring hood for an extra dash of sass.

The blend of cotton and polyester in the fabric doesn't just make it feel heavenly, it also bolsters its durability, ensuring it retains its shape even after numerous washes. And the hood, darling, is a veritable work of art, with a drawstring that's the same color as the base sweater, adding style and functionality to this standout piece.

This saucy little number includes a tear-away label, so no pesky tags will be irritating your delicate skin. Size-wise, it runs true, making it a doddle to find your perfect fit. 

The 'Get Off My Dick' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is far more than just an item of clothing, it's a reflection of your unique style and personality. So, slip it on, hold your head high, and let your wardrobe do the talking!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50