Life Is Short So Is Your Penis Women's Softstyle Tee

Light Blue
Sport Grey


  • Meet the 'Life Is Short So Is Your Penis' Woman's Softstyle Tee: Hello there, my audacious fashionistas! Ready yourselves for a tee that's as smooth as a meringue and as sassy as a catwalk strut. Allow me to reveal the unapologetic and comical 'Life is Short, So Is Your Penis' Women's Softstyle Tee.
  • Now, please, fix your peepers on the pièce de résistance: the design that's winking back at you with more playfulness than a skipping puppy. Emblazoned front and centre, you'll find our cheeky 'Life is Short, So Is Your Penis' graphic.
  • Feels Like a Second Skin: Crafted from 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors, this tee is so soft and comfortable, you might forget you're wearing it.
  • Built to Last: With shoulders taped with twill and a collar seam reinforced with ribbed knitting, this tee is ready to keep up with you, no matter what the day brings.
  • Light as a Feather: With fabric weighing just 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), it's the perfect companion for any season.
  • Flatters Your Figure: The semi-fitted design hugs your curves just right, showcasing your unique silhouette.
  • No More Scratchy Tags: Say goodbye to annoying labels thanks to the tear-away label. It's all about your comfort.
  • True to You: This tee runs true to size, making it easy for you to find your perfect fit. Because you deserve a tee that's as unique as you are.
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Width, in 17.00 18.00 19.50 20.50 23.00
Length, in 25.00 26.00 27.00 27.75 28.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 13.75 14.25 15.12 15.62 16.50