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Ladies, gents, and everyone in between, pull up a chair and feast your eyes on the 'All This And A Big Dick Too' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. This isn't your average piece of fabric, oh no! It's a perfect blend of cosy comfort, warmth, chic design, top-notch quality, and a dash of daring audacity that's sure to raise an eyebrow or two.
This hoodie is far from just a garment. Instead, it serves as a loud and proud declaration, a conversation starter, and a badge of your audacious character. It's like wearing your own personal billboard that screams, "Hello world, get a load of this!"
And now for the nitty-gritty. This marvellous hoodie is crafted from a robust blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, providing a plush, soft, and toasty feel. Its medium-heavy fabric weighing a snug 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) is ready to envelope you in warmth like a toasty bear hug on those chilly days.
Now, the design is a stroke of genius! It showcases a classic fit that flatters every body type, along with a spacious kangaroo pocket for all your bits and bobs, and a colour-coordinated drawstring hood for that added touch of flair.
But what about durability, you ask? Fear not, the cotton-polyester blend enhances longevity, ensuring your favourite hoodie retains its shape even after countless washes. Plus, the standout feature of this sweatshirt - its hood, is designed with a matching drawstring, adding both style and function to the mix.
Forget about those pesky tags, too! We've included a tear-away label for maximum comfort. The sizes are true-to-form, ensuring you an effortless shopping experience to find your perfect fit.
Remember, the 'All This And A Big Dick Too' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is more than just a piece of clothing - it's an emblem of your distinctive style and unique personality. So go ahead, wear it with unabashed pride, and let your fashion make a statement for you!
| ||S ||M ||L ||XL ||2XL ||3XL ||4XL ||5XL|
|Width, in ||20.08 ||22.05 ||24.02 ||25.98 ||27.99 ||29.92 ||31.89 ||33.86|
|Length, in ||27.17 ||27.95 ||29.13 ||29.92 ||31.10 ||31.89 ||33.07 ||33.86|
|Sleeve length from center back, in ||33.50 ||34.50 ||35.50 ||36.50 ||37.50 ||38.50 ||39.50 ||40.50|