Punch Today In The Dick Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Sport Grey
Irish Green
Light Pink


Well hello there, lovelies! Brace yourselves as I present to you the 'Punch Today In The Dick' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. Now, this isn't just your everyday garment, it's an oh-so-comfortable and warm delight, tastefully bringing together a stylish design, sterling quality, and a sprinkle of your daring audacity. 

Now picture this, you’re out and about wearing this fantastic hoodie. It isn't just a piece of clothing, it’s a statement! A hilarious conversation starter, a declaration of your bold character, and trust me, it'll get the people talking!

What makes it so special, you ask? It's made from a lush blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, offering you a feel that’s as soft, warm, and cuddly as a kitten on a rainy day. And let me tell you, the fabric is a medium-heavy at 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), ideal for a chilly day when you need that bit of extra warmth.

Now let’s talk about the design. This hoodie features a classic fit that does wonders for all body types, has a roomy kangaroo pocket for your bits and bobs, and a drawstring hood that matches the color of the sweatshirt. It’s the perfect blend of practicality and an extra dollop of style. 

And don't you worry about it losing shape after washing, the combination of cotton and polyester in the fabric ensures durability and shape retention even after numerous washes. 

And here's the best part, the hood is an absolute standout. Designed with a drawstring of the same color as the sweater, it adds an extra splash of style and functionality. And to top it all off, the hoodie includes a tear-away label, so no annoying tags to get on your nerves. 

It's available in true-to-size fitting, so finding your ideal fit will be a piece of cake. But remember, the 'Punch Today In The Dick' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is not just an item of clothing; it's a proud showcase of your unique style and persona. So, wear it with a bit of chutzpah and let your style do the talking!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50