Sorry This Dick Is Taken T Shirt

Irish Green
Light Blue
Sport Grey


Say hello to your new wardrobe wonder, the 'Sorry This Dick Is Taken' Unisex T-Shirt. We've gone all out to ensure this piece doesn't just look good, but it tells your story, with a sassy twist of course. So let's pull back the curtains on this one, shall we? 

This cheeky tee is not just a piece of clothing, it's a statement, a conversation kicker, and a bold display of your unique personality. It's the kind of attire that doesn't tiptoe around the room; it dances on the table. 

Brimming with comfort, we've crafted this beauty from 100% ring-spun cotton for our solid colors, offering an unbelievably soft and cosy feel against your skin. As for the heather colors and sports grey, we've cleverly woven in polyester, ensuring a perfect blend of snugness and durability. 

The fabric? Lighter than a feather and breathable, allowing for all-day wear regardless of the season. Thanks to its Eurofit design, it ensures a sleek, more tailored look that flatters every body type. Talk about a style chameleon! 

Durability-wise, we've got you covered. The shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, enhancing durability and maintaining the shirt's shape wash after wash. The collar, crafted with ribbed knitting, prevents curling damage, making sure you look sharp, always. 

No more annoying tags, either. We've included a tear-away label for your ultimate comfort. And when it comes to size? We've made it simple: the 'Sorry This Dick Is Taken' Unisex T-Shirt runs true to size, taking the guesswork out of finding your perfect fit.

In essence, the 'Relationship Status' Unisex T-Shirt isn't just a garment, it's an embodiment of your playful attitude and unique style. So go ahead, wear it with pride and let the world know: you're taken, and you're proud of it!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.70 50.80 55.80 60.90 66.00 71.10
Length, cm 71.10 73.60 76.20 78.70 81.20 83.80
Sleeve length, cm 20.90 21.60 22.20 22.90 23.50 24.10