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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 'Sorry This Dick Is Taken' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. Now, this is not some run-of-the-mill pullover, far from it! Instead, it represents a perfect marriage of comfort and warmth, chic design, superior quality, and just a titillating pinch of cheeky boldness that would make even the most reserved person chuckle.
You see, it's not just a clothing item - heavens, no! It's a proclamation, a sparking fuse of conversation, a beacon of your courageous persona. It's almost like wearing a neon sign that says, "Excuse me, world! Feast your eyes on this!"
Now, on to the cosy bits. This fabulous hoodie is lovingly made from a balanced blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, promising a lush, soft, and toasty feel. It boasts a medium-heavy fabric weighing a snug 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), ready to enshroud you in warmth on any chilly day.
And let's gab about the design, darlings! It features a universally flattering classic fit, an ample kangaroo pocket for all your essential knick-knacks, and a colour-coordinated drawstring hood for that added dash of pizzazz.
Now, fret not about longevity! This lovely fabric union of cotton and polyester ensures durability, keeping your beloved hoodie in ship-shape even after a fair few wash and wear cycles. And we mustn't overlook the crowning glory of this garment - the hood, designed with a matching drawstring, seamlessly blending style and practicality.
Nobody enjoys those irritating tags, do they? So, we've taken care of that! This amazing sweatshirt includes a tear-away label, promising nothing but comfort. As for size? It runs true, darlings, making it a breeze for you to bag your ideal fit.
Remember, the 'Sorry This Dick Is Taken' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt isn't just another piece of apparel; it's a testament to your distinctive style and persona. So go on, put it on with confidence, and let your style be the star of the show!
| ||S ||M ||L ||XL ||2XL ||3XL ||4XL ||5XL|
|Width, in ||20.08 ||22.05 ||24.02 ||25.98 ||27.99 ||29.92 ||31.89 ||33.86|
|Length, in ||27.17 ||27.95 ||29.13 ||29.92 ||31.10 ||31.89 ||33.07 ||33.86|
|Sleeve length from center back, in ||33.50 ||34.50 ||35.50 ||36.50 ||37.50 ||38.50 ||39.50 ||40.50|