Sorry This Dick Is Taken Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Sport Grey
Irish Green
Light Pink


Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 'Sorry This Dick Is Taken' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. Now, this is not some run-of-the-mill pullover, far from it! Instead, it represents a perfect marriage of comfort and warmth, chic design, superior quality, and just a titillating pinch of cheeky boldness that would make even the most reserved person chuckle.

You see, it's not just a clothing item - heavens, no! It's a proclamation, a sparking fuse of conversation, a beacon of your courageous persona. It's almost like wearing a neon sign that says, "Excuse me, world! Feast your eyes on this!"

Now, on to the cosy bits. This fabulous hoodie is lovingly made from a balanced blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, promising a lush, soft, and toasty feel. It boasts a medium-heavy fabric weighing a snug 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), ready to enshroud you in warmth on any chilly day.

And let's gab about the design, darlings! It features a universally flattering classic fit, an ample kangaroo pocket for all your essential knick-knacks, and a colour-coordinated drawstring hood for that added dash of pizzazz.

Now, fret not about longevity! This lovely fabric union of cotton and polyester ensures durability, keeping your beloved hoodie in ship-shape even after a fair few wash and wear cycles. And we mustn't overlook the crowning glory of this garment - the hood, designed with a matching drawstring, seamlessly blending style and practicality.

Nobody enjoys those irritating tags, do they? So, we've taken care of that! This amazing sweatshirt includes a tear-away label, promising nothing but comfort. As for size? It runs true, darlings, making it a breeze for you to bag your ideal fit.

Remember, the 'Sorry This Dick Is Taken' Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt isn't just another piece of apparel; it's a testament to your distinctive style and persona. So go on, put it on with confidence, and let your style be the star of the show!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50