My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't T Shirt

Irish Green
Light Blue
Sport Grey


Well, isn't this just a cheeky little number! The 'My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't' Unisex T-Shirt, oh it's all the rave, let me tell you! A delightful cocktail of ease, panache, and a sprinkle of impudence, just how we like it! 

This isn't your run-of-the-mill tee, oh no. It's an audacious proclamation, a conversation ignition switch, and a badge of your brash, unapologetic personality. Fashioned from 100% ring-spun cotton for the solid hues, it's like donning a whisper-soft veil of comfort. Now, for the heather shades and sporty grey, we've added a smidge of polyester to the mix, securing the right balance of snugness and long-lasting wear. 

The fabric is as light as a summer's breeze, ideal for all seasons, offering a breathable fit for the all-day wear. The design sports a European flair, ensuring a tailored, more sophisticated look that does wonders for all body types. 

Strength is in the shoulders, they say, and we've listened. We've bolstered the shoulders with sturdy twill tape, amplifying its robustness and maintaining the shirt's shape even after a good few tumbles in the wash. And let's not forget the collar, a standout feature, crafted with ribbed knitting to stave off any pesky curling damage. 

We've even thought about those irritating labels, so we've included a tear-away one for you. No more itchy annoyance, just pure comfort. And as for the size, it's as true as they come, making it a doddle for you to find your best fit.

So there we are, the 'My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't' Unisex T-Shirt, it's not just a garment, it's a mirror reflecting your unique style and bravado. So pop it on, strut your stuff, and let the world know just who you are!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.70 50.80 55.80 60.90 66.00 71.10
Length, cm 71.10 73.60 76.20 78.70 81.20 83.80
Sleeve length, cm 20.90 21.60 22.20 22.90 23.50 24.10